Wedding Funny Messages

Celebrate the wedding of your loved ones, with a funny message. Bless the lovely pair with love and warmth, choose from our funny section of wedding messages.

Wedding Funny Messages


Welcome to the dangerous world of married life! No use of repenting now.
Have a safe journey.


The words 'I do' now gives your significant other the power to rule your life forever.
Welcome to the world of bondage.


Marriage marks the end of a love story and the commencement of a wrestling match.
Happy married life anyway.


Why marry when jumping in front of a train is so much more easier! Just kidding.
Happy married life.


They say in life you should always keep your eyes wide open.
However, after marriage it's better closed!


May God bless you both with cute children and may the coming years multiply them with hundred. Haha. Happy Wedding Day.


May this wedding day remind you both of the saddest commitment every year. Just joking. Wish you a wonderful marriage with lots of laughter.


May the coming days remind you both of the happy days of being single. Wish You A Happy Marriage.


The saddest part of marriage is that you have to spend your life falling in love with the same person. Happy Married life to you. Cheers!


Try to be friends as much as possible. Or soon you will realize that you are a married Cat and Dog! Just kidding. Congratulations!